Brazos Super Bowl
Brazos picks a winner
Fort Worth Zoo's baby elephant, Brazos, just notched his first Super Bowl prediction. Without any hesitation, and much to the dismay of Joe Burrow, Brazos gave an approving hip-check on the boomer ball painted in the colors of the Los Angeles Rams.
The Rams are currently 3.5-point favorites, so Brazos avoided being enamored by the underdog Bengals.
Brazos takes the reins as the zoo's new Super Bowl prognosticator from his grandmother, Rasha.
For those planning on placing bets, we should point out that it's been seven years since a Fort Worth Zoo animal has correctly predicted the Super Bowl champ. Even if such a predicting model is pure chance, that's an unexplainable losing streak that we suspect might be more than a coincidence.