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I meant to write something last week but I had a rather rough one. Frankly, I was under the impression that I had an unexplained illness. But I'll get to that later.
I went on my first date set up through an online service and I'll still do not know what to think.
Actually, it was my 2nd date through online service. The first was a nightmare. I drove to Oklahoma (a.k.a. Addison) and the girl brought her ROOMMATE (a.k.a. “Crazy Cat Lady”.)
This is what she will look like in 40 years
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Talking to one strange woman is bad enough but talking to two of them in the loudest bar in Addison is downright painful. At least my so-called “date” was civil, but CCL looked like she wanted to hunt me for sport. I remember thinking, if we take this to the next level, will she be there too?
The more I think about it, the more freaked out I become.
Date #2 was what I like to call "The Reckoning".
An intelligent, slightly irreverent redhead has, to me, always been an attractive quality. Naturally, I was curious to see where this one would go. I love sushi...she did too...I love Sake...she REALLY did! I love Mexican martinis...ditto again! This girl kept up LOCKSTEP with yours truly . I'm impressed. Little did I know I'd awakened a slumbing beast.
That's the thing about some drunk women. They may look like this:
but they feel like this
Inevitably, one will catch up with the other.
Because I am a gentlemen (at least in spirit) all I can say is that I had a very nice time. And that I am missing a patch of hair. As for the medical scare, my doctor diagnosed me with an acute case of Catholic guilt.
I've always heard there's someone out there for everyone. So I guess the best way to find them is to just keep looking. ONWARD!!!
